Even though I do not live in Manhattan and I sadly cannot afford Milano Blahnik's or a downtown studio apartment, Sex in the City is my bible.
I will forever love the episode about secret single behaviors.
Carrie stand's over the sink eating saltines reading fashion magazines.
Miranda puts Vaseline on her hands with Borghese conditioning gloves while flipping through infomercials.
Charlotte observes her pores in a magnifying mirror.
Samantha has no secrets.
While I am quite often like Samantha (speculate but don't judge people) I do have many single behaviors that would be hard to break.
1. I like to floss my teeth wherever I am. Sometimes I do it in bed. At times the shower but sometimes in the kitchen while I'm waiting for the coffee to stop percolating. At least I floss regularly.
2. I like to wear leg warmers and shorts and dance to eighties bands (currently the Cure) while I cook my breakfast. I re-enact the opening from Flashdance.
3. I make up my own lyrics to songs on my radio. The best one to fit any lyrics to I have found so far is Men at Work's hit "Who Can it Be Now".
4. I like to give myself pedicures on the couch while watching episodes of Roseanne . After running and working out so much you can imagine what a train wreck that looks like.
5. I like to work out with minimal clothing. Baggy yoga pants and sweats distract me from feeling my muscles work. I look kind of like this. Not really, but let's take a moment to examine Christian Bale in the buff anyways.
6. I also treat my entire house as my personal laundry basket. Turn any corner in my house and you will find a small pile of clothing. This mind frame goes hand in hand with the fact that I often change in the dining room.
Guys, unless you find any of the above cute/endearing/tolerable then you have a lot to compete with.
I'm sure I'll think of some others but for now I retire.
Try to guess where in my house I will floss tonight.
xoxo Cherie Bobomb
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