Let me preface that this specific blog entry will only truly be understood by a few individuals from the Hume-Fogg class of 1998. I can state for the record I was not on drugs but if you read this in it's entirety you will understand that there was no need for this. :) I don't even understand most of this nostalgic gem.
to get to detroit so she could join the band with evil force, George, cheesefairy, Spiney Melvin and Toaster man. She had kidnapped the policeman and shoved him in her bags. Don't worry he enjoyed the abuse. She got to Detroit and she found Spiney Melvin's house. She knocked on the door and she saw....
Spiney & George naked! And TOGETHER! But she didn't care too much until the policeman popped his head out of the bag and said "Ooooh! She's cute!"
After recovering from this incident she asked the evil force if she could be in the band. "Sure", said the evil force, "Can you play the spoons?" Evil force remembered how much fun that she and Superfreak had that 4 days so she called him up and asked him to be a rodie.
The band, one strange morning, were all gathered together in Spiney Melvin's bathroom and they were trying to decide on a band name. Then the weirdest thing happened...
Madame and Felix showed up with Josephine, Raisin Boy, Samantha and PHD. We all decided that it would be a good idea to have a 40 piece band just like the Freak Orchestra. We named it "Public Display of Affliction". They played their first big gig
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